SIZE
Tony: 6'5", 250 lbs.
Rick: 6'7", 230 lbs.
Winner: Tony, because I'd rather be 6'5", 230.
YOUTH
Tony: Shared high school athlete of the year honors with Tiger Woods, which is pretty good I guess. Played Division I Football AND basketball at Cal.
Rick: Loses some cred for being born in Canada, but gains it back by playing basketball at UNC.
Winner: Tony, because he was the athletic equal of Tiger Woods, at one time anyway. Also, he played college basketball and could have made the NBA. Rick Fox never played college football and could not have made the NFL.
CAREER
Tony: He's made the NFL Pro-Bowl ten times and is considered one of the best tight ends of all time.
Rick: Won three NBA Championships. Played internationally for Canada.
Winner: Tony
LOVE
Tony: Has a child with Lauren Sanchez and is currently married to some hottie named Malia.
Rick: Was married to Vanessa Williams when she was hot and is currently dating Eliza Dushku.He was married to Vanessa Williams and, according to Wikipedia, is currently dating Eliza Dushku.
Winner: Rick. Vanessa Williams was hot back in the day and Eliza Dushku is hot now.
INTANGIBLE
Tony: Once saved a man in a restaurant from choking to death.
Rick: Had a role on HBO's Oz.
Winner: Rick, because even though it was only a TV show, Oz was badass.
OVERALL WINNER: Tony Gonzalez. T-Gon claims ownership of the likeness and henceforth when comparing the two it must be said that Rick Fox looks like Tony Gonzalez, not vice versa.
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